July 2010
2 posts
2 tags
Topherchris invented Karl Lagerfield
Jul 2nd
2 tags
topherchris eats his boogers when no one is...
Jul 1st
June 2010
4 posts
2 tags
topherchris fact.
TopherChris has the only real cure for hiccups
Jun 30th
2 tags
topherchris once beat an entire basement of Korean teenagers at Starcraft.
Jun 29th
Topherchris gave birth to Chuck Norris.
Jun 28th
2 tags
Joseph Ducreux is topherchris's grandfather, his...
Jun 27th
November 2009
11 posts
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The more outlandish, the better.
Nov 10th
2 tags
Topherchris fears only fear itself
Nov 10th
2 tags
topherchris is a Muslim socialist.
Nov 9th
topherchris housesat for you and forgot to give...
Nov 8th
2 tags
Topherchris eats cat food on Caturday.
Nov 7th
1 note
topherchris caused the ice age.
Nov 6th
topherchris plays quidditch.
Nov 5th
topherchris started the whole "Global Warming"...
Nov 4th
topherchris started the recession.
Nov 3rd
topherchris also still has shares in Lehman...
Nov 2nd
topherchris still has shares in Enron.
Nov 1st
October 2009
31 posts
topherchris still uses a Sony Sports walkman.
Oct 31st
topherchris has a Geocities home page.
Oct 30th
topherchris likes all his own posts.
Oct 29th
topherchris is David Karp's cooler older brother.
Oct 28th
topherchris runs Unfollow Friday.
Oct 27th
topherchris is an Elvis impersonator.
Oct 26th
topherchris has 3 testicles.
Oct 25th
topherchris broke up the Soviet Union.
Oct 24th
topherchris originally wanted to work for Twitter,...
Oct 23rd
topherchris' tumblr password is "posterous".
Oct 22nd
topherchris thinks Milhouse is a meme.
Oct 21st
3 notes
topherchris is responsible for timezones.
Oct 20th
Tumblr Pro™ is basically just topherchris putting...
Oct 19th
topherchris is why McDonalds wont serve breakfast...
Oct 18th
topherchris will never unfollow you.
Oct 17th
3 notes
topherchris told Steve Jobs to put the iPhone on...
Oct 16th
topherchris is responsible for half of the posts...
Oct 15th
topherchris was TaraMichelle.
Oct 14th
topherchris writes fanmail to Robert Pattinson.
Oct 13th
topherchris was the real voice behind Milli...
Oct 12th
topherchris founded "fuckyeahchristopherprice" so...
Oct 11th
topherchris is responsible for AIDS.
Oct 10th
topherchris is responsible for...
Oct 9th
topherchris runs FY Emma Watson.
Oct 8th
topherchris helped put Michael Jackson "to sleep".
Oct 7th
topherchris invented the Post-It.
Oct 6th
topherchris invented Tumblarity.
Oct 5th
topherchris still tears up when he thinks about...
Oct 4th
topherchris moved to NYC just to see Beauty and...
Oct 3rd
topherchris is really Nick Denton.
Oct 2nd
topherchris wrote 5 drafts of a suicide note after...
Oct 1st
September 2009
36 posts
topherchris cried when Pownce went offline.
Sep 30th
topherchris and David Karp exchanged a series of...
Sep 29th